The BLoG MuSe

Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.

Monthly Archives: June 2010

Phoebe Buffay would sing about it

I hate it when you eat asparagus and your pee stinks!

I can just hear the lyrics now. “Smelly Jess… Smeeeeeelly Jess, what.are.they feeding you. Smelly Jess, Smeelllllly Jess, It’s.not yourrrrrr fau.u.uult”


Did you ever fart so hard you cracked your back?

Fat Scouts

WARNING! Thin Mints are not diet food!


It just makes sense, you don’t fry bacon naked!

Wrong Gear

I finally got my ass in gear… Too bad it’s in reverse… :L

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