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Daily Archives: September 10, 2010

Call Me "Merriam"

Fart (noun) The lonely cry of an imprisoned turd

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 Fart  (intransitive verb) to expel intestinal gas from the anus

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Sarcasm Mode: Enabled

New National Holiday

Oh I’m sorry, I guess I need a new calendar. Mine doesn’t say it’s national fucktard day!…

High Hopes

I wanted to write something cleaver and witty here… so far I’ve got nothin’. Yep. Thanks for your time

Pet peeve

FAT is not a handicap. Get off the damn electric cart!


I think…..

…… better not, it hurts


There is method to my madness…OK, its mostly madness but that’s irrelevant.

more semantics

If you have multiple personalities, is it suicide or homicide?


This all could have been avoided if you would have just bought the Sham-Wow!

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