The BLoG MuSe

Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.

Daily Archives: September 11, 2010

Evolution of a male sport

1874: The first jockstrap is used in hockey

1974: The first helmet is used in hockey

Uh…it took MEN 100 years to realize that the brain is also important?!?

Overseas

My give-a-damn has been outsourced to India. “Thank You Come Again.”

Technically

No, I didn’t escape. I’m on day-release!

Great Mood!!

Oh, I am so grinning like a cat with a strawberry flavored ass right now ;0)

WHY?

Why is it that people look at me funny when I run into a wall or something and say “excuse me”? I’m just being polite…

Must be the Hat

Day by day the garden gnomes are stealing my sanity!

Illness

Got a bad case of Lazybitchitis today

Ha

I’m just so happy, I could shit party favors

These Days

My memory seems to work less efficiently than my forgetory

Wait for it…

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Oh wait… I forgot…

TrApppped!

I was so scared!! The power went out and I was trapped on the escalator for 2 WHOLE hours! But don’t worry, the firemen finally came and rescued me and I’m ok now.

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