The BLoG MuSe

Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.

Daily Archives: September 16, 2010

Threats

Dear Vicodin: Please hurry! If you are insufficient and unable to perform your duties as assigned I will be forced to send in backup.

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Ruffled and wrinkled and crumpled up

5% of adults admit to never making their beds…. really? This is making me uber anxious – sending chills up my spine and making my skin crawl at the very thought. UGH!!!

Musical Pain

Fact: approximately 8,000 Americans are injured each year by musical instruments….

Yeah, not even really sure what to say about that; except that the possibilities are both endless and at the same time also disturbing in ways I am pretty sure that I prefer not to think about.

Office Terms

TRANSPORTER: person who goes to another floor or side of the building to poop

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