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Daily Archives: September 17, 2010

I can see clearly now!

Fresh, new contacts are like SEX in your eyeballs! Yep. It feels THAT good!

Communication Is Not Rocket Science

I’m not Jamaican and my name ain’t Miss.Cleo so if you would like to get by me in an aisle that’s more narrow than the space between Paris Hilton’s ears, all you have to do is display some manners and ask politely. A simple “excuse me” will suffice nicely in fact. Really it’s not hard to just nicely say “excuse me.” Case closed. No exact change or conniption fit necessary.

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