The BLoG MuSe

Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.

Daily Archives: January 6, 2011

My Gift To You

I’m like an ugly, shaggy dog…. old, grouchy, and definitely not cute or cuddly. BUT kind of funny when I chase my tail so you keep me around for parties or in case I do something really entertaining when you need a laugh. You don’t want to pet me since I might just bite you or pee on your bed; you just never know with me. That’s my gift to you: spontaneity YOU’RE WELCOME.

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From Now On

When life gives me lemons, I’ll just shove them into my bra and make my boobas look bigger!

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