I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
So since I hate ‘About Me’ pages and I’m a little drunk right now I feel I should do all the other stuff and then come back to this because honestly I really only want to tell everyone how much I love cookies and that I think the best cure for the world’s problems would be to eat ‘hot-out-of-the-oven cookies’ with ice cream.
And also, despite the above statement and the fact that my picture is of a FREAKIN’ CUPCAKE… I’m not a fatty… I just like to eat baked goods. Even though I can’t bake. I’d love to bake. I’ve even tried a time a two but it all ended in abysmal failure… still, I love to EAT baked goods. Which means I’m either stuck spending a fortune buying my goddamn desserts or I’m forced to change my name to Rick James’ Bitch, and resort to kidnapping a little bastard Keebler Elf, the Pillsbury Doughboy or some other creepy ass food mascot. Where’s the my lime? Now I realize this sounds slightly neurotic and a little insane and that I might be getting a little off track but that’s how much I love cookies and cupcakes. For real. I’d die if I didn’t have them. Someone pour me another shot.
Anyway, I meant for this section to be much shorter since I’ll plan to do it later and you should check back when I’m good and ready … Right. Who the hell am I kidding? So I sorta basically wanted to quickly say that I am not doing this ‘About Me’ bullshit because I don’t know what the hell to say since this isn’t an online dating profile… although it would be funny if it was since I just protested my love for baked goods but insisted that I’m NOT a fatty. So I find myself wondering where I would go from here? I like long walks on the beach, and warm tea on cold days and sometimes those little mints that melt in your mouth. I know, random and weird. I told you I was half-drunk. But really, those things are like clouds of heaven, which might be why they call them Pillow Mints sometimes. Now I know why I couldn’t ever do one of those online dating services. You really have to spend some time with me to value the nonsense I bring to the table. Thank God my husband didn’t run away screaming like some of the others. No seriously, I’ve scared away some guys in my day. Small children too but that’s a little more understandable if you know my methods of dealing with them. It might explain why I don’t have any.
So, back to ‘About Me’ since my rambling got a little digressed, as usual… My point is that if you stick around long enough you’ll see there is not much more than
a few meh LOTS of inappropriate jokes, some useless knowledge and as many random thoughts as you can handle. Hint: they only seem random to you. SALT?!?
OK… so I’m finally sitting down and
taking this seriously putting my serious hat on for a very short time…
I’m a twenty-something wife of an amazing man who loves me and
tries to supports everything I do; despite the fact that he does not always get my hair-brained ideas. I am a Colorado Native who loves the outdoors. In fact, I find that I’m much more of a guys gal than a girly girl. I would much rather sit and bullshit with the guys (where their garage welcomes my foul-mouthed antics) and drink beer while wrenching on something. My husband and I drag race and we ride/race sport quads for fun. He tends to prefer flat-track these days – I say it’s because he’s old – but I prefer to trail-ride or live at the motocross track.
I work full-time, go to school full-time and in all of my abundance of spare time I also love to read and write (of course) and I also enjoy photgraphy.
I have 3 animals (affectionately known as my FURBABIES) who are my angels. 2 cats one dog. Malibu, is a 9 year-old black lab. Payton is my sweet, sweet 5 year-old Manx Mix (she’s a longy) and Amaya is my newest baby. She’s not even a year-old yet and she is sooo adorable. She’s a pure-bred Manx (she’s a rumpy) and she is my trouble maker… more handsful than I have.
*** And now… to make things even more fun and interesting we are expecting *gasp* a human child later this year… We weren’t planning on babies at all… so yeah. This will be fun. We are however, welcoming this surprise and can’t wait …
ok well we can a little. Thank Goodness we have time to prepare and get some things accomplished.