I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
Thanks to genetics, I not only SPEAK my mind… I ALSO WEAR IT – in a lovely, oh-so conspicuous shade of red when I’m: nervous, anxious, overwhelmed, pissed, stressed, embarrassed, and occasionally too drunk (playing poker is out of the question for me)
Oh I’m sorry, I guess I need a new calendar. Mine doesn’t say it’s national fucktard day!…
I find it funny that you can’t please everyone all at once but you certainly can piss them off all at once!