I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
Apparently men’s asses, can develop the ability, after marriage, for farts to just fall right on out “without their knowledge”
Oh, I am so grinning like a cat with a strawberry flavored ass right now ;0)
We have the worst toilet paper at work (cheap bastards) When I went to go pee, it made me think of something… How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Shit happens. You just wipe your ass and move on.