I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
I think my car likes it when we’re the car in front leading a bunch of others. It’s like being the Commander in Chief leading them into battle! We are badass and awesome!
Or if you absolutely must, please park it in the back. Don’t squeeeeeeze it into a teenie-weenie little spot and damage my car or park like a jackass! And also, I promise, you don’t need 4 1/2 spaces in the front row! NOT EVEN A SCHOOL BUS NEEDS THAT MANY!
I like to watch the windshield wipers in the car because it looks like the car is slapping itself in the face!!!
“Quit hitting yourself. Quit hitting yourself. Quit hitting yourself!…”