I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
Sssshhhh!! My common-sense is tingling…
You don’t get to be mad when I almost run you over if you walk out in front of me in the dead of night with no warning and no way of seeing you! Thanks.
I’m not Jamaican and my name ain’t Miss.Cleo so if you would like to get by me in an aisle that’s more narrow than the space between Paris Hilton’s ears, all you have to do is display some manners and ask politely. A simple “excuse me” will suffice nicely in fact. Really it’s not hard to just nicely say “excuse me.” Case closed. No exact change or conniption fit necessary.
I am pretty sure… No, I am actually positive that the lady I just talked to is about as useless as a white crayon!
Of course I’m sure that I’m sure it fits lady!! You trying to talk me out of it now that I’ve owned it for 3 years?!?
It just makes sense, you don’t fry bacon naked!