I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
-concern for husband: he locks the cat in the closet for “timeout”
-concern for self: only concern surrounding above scenario is that he didn’t turn the light on for her and she’ll be scared.
Affectionately known as: your Pinky Toe, Little Toe, or Baby Toe… Has extra nerve endings and no purpose whatsoever except to find furniture in a dark room.
You don’t get to be mad when I almost run you over if you walk out in front of me in the dead of night with no warning and no way of seeing you! Thanks.