I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
C: I was waiting at the gas station to get gas and this lady in a big diesel cuts me off to get to the pump. The pump doesn’t even have diesel! That dumb bitch.
Me: Wow. Sounds like a hectic day getting gas.
C: It was! I wanted to… I wanted to yell at her. And then… Pussy-punch her.
Me: Whoa there killer. Really?
C: Yeah I know. Have you ever wanted to pussy-punch someone?!
Me: No, thats not exactly a practice that I regularly partake in.
…Yeah. Welcome to my marriage. But now that you mention it… I could think of a bitch or two that could use a good blow to the vag. After all, it seems like it would knock some sense into them. Crazy bitches.