I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
Napkins used after eating hot wings and then shoved in your pocket should NEVER be used as toilet paper no matter how much you’ve had to drink!!
Mostly drunk with a 10% chance of a hangover. Enjoy folks!
Wouldn’t it be so much funnier if Father’s day day was 9 months after St.Patrick’s Day?
Dear tequila: we had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter, and a better dancer. But I saw the video and I think we need to talk.