The BLoG MuSe

Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.

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Learn From Me

Napkins used after eating hot wings and then shoved in your pocket should NEVER be used as toilet paper no matter how much you’ve had to drink!!

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To My HuSbAnD:

On your Birthday this year…

1. Forget the past, you won’t be able to remember it soon anyway.

2. Forget the present, I kinda forgot to get you one.

3. Something about the Future… umm… maybe getting drunk on the way home was a bad idea. Sorry honey! I love you.

HA PEA BURF DEA TWO EWE!

"We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Anyone…"

Bars have the good sense to cut people off… McDonald’s should institute a similar rule.

Open Book

Thanks to genetics, I not only SPEAK my mind… I ALSO WEAR IT – in a lovely, oh-so conspicuous shade of red when I’m: nervous, anxious, overwhelmed, pissed, stressed, embarrassed, and occasionally too drunk (playing poker is out of the question for me)

Weekend Forecast

Mostly drunk with a 10% chance of a hangover. Enjoy folks!

I should be Hallmark –

Wouldn’t it be so much funnier if Father’s day day was 9 months after St.Patrick’s Day?

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