I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
On your Birthday this year…
1. Forget the past, you won’t be able to remember it soon anyway.
2. Forget the present, I kinda forgot to get you one.
3. Something about the Future… umm… maybe getting drunk on the way home was a bad idea. Sorry honey! I love you.
HA PEA BURF DEA TWO EWE!
So there I was, pondering the future when I blew mountain dew out my nose!… Why you ask? How can you ponder the future without thinking about grannies with tramp stamps?!?