I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
So if a Duck’s “quack” doesn’t echo, what about it’s fart?!
The female bed bug has no sexual opening! In order to get around this small problem the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female! Now that’s innovation!
Not that you wanna know but I just blew my nose and I swear I found a Tonka truck!… We won’t mention the Cabbage Patch Big Wheel, since the last time I saw that was 1989