I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
On your Birthday this year…
1. Forget the past, you won’t be able to remember it soon anyway.
2. Forget the present, I kinda forgot to get you one.
3. Something about the Future… umm… maybe getting drunk on the way home was a bad idea. Sorry honey! I love you.
HA PEA BURF DEA TWO EWE!
Just saw something randomly funny! Thought the guys shirt said FAT MAN but it said BAT MAN. Don’t know why I was so distracted to think that? Maybe the 6 yds of fabric the logo was on?
Editor’s note: he insisted that I post this on my blog. Which I felt super obligated to do because he usually doesn’t show much interest in my blog. (Probably because he stars in half of it.) Either way, I was kind of proud that he wanted me to post it and even though its totally not as funny as he probably thought it was, I love him for showing an interest in my blog, even for a few seconds. *WIN*
On Proving points
Me: wow, does that jerk have his brights on?
Craig: No Kidding! Watch this…
<husband swerves toward said jerk and simultaneously hits the switch to ‘flash our brights’ at him>
Me: Wowwwww… you REALLY showed him!! Swerving in his direction and turning on the WINSHIELD WIPERS definitely got your message across, I’m sure…
Craig: Sssshhh I hit the wrong switch!
Me: Still I bet he was scared shitless.
Craig: Do you ever stop talking?
Me: Apparently not.
I’d like to remind my husband that I’m right-handed, & while I love you dearly for pouring my coffee for me today, my light-gray slacks and white shirt do not…