I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
I think paranoid people are following me.
Anyone else wonder why we stay and wait for the microwave to finish so it doesn’t beep even though the reason it beeps is so we don’t have to sit there and wait?…
Make no mistake. My glass is most certainly half-full. I’m just not certain if it’s applejuice or pee in there sometimes…
Shit happens. You just wipe your ass and move on.
I say: tomato, you say: tomato… yeah doesn’t really make much sense when you read it… ahhh hell
I finally got my ass in gear… Too bad it’s in reverse… :L