The BLoG MuSe

Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.

Tag Archives: life

From Now On

When life gives me lemons, I’ll just shove them into my bra and make my boobas look bigger!

Fancy Tone!

So if Morgan Freeman narrated my life, would it sound fancier? Cause Lord knows I really need all the help I can get! Otherwise, they might hire someone like Jeff Foxworthy (I prefer Dane Cook though… just cuz that would be much more fun!…in case anyone cares…??!?!)

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