I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
Thanks to genetics, I not only SPEAK my mind… I ALSO WEAR IT – in a lovely, oh-so conspicuous shade of red when I’m: nervous, anxious, overwhelmed, pissed, stressed, embarrassed, and occasionally too drunk (playing poker is out of the question for me)
I want a monkey so that when I get mad and throw my poop I have someone to blame it on.
Paging Dr.Daniels… Dr.Jack Daniels. Your assistance is needed.
I find it funny that you can’t please everyone all at once but you certainly can piss them off all at once!