I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
Think about it, nothing good ever came of that sentence. Ever.
When I was 8, I might have told a teensy white lie about how my (ugly) pink lunchbox and matching thermos went “missing”. However, I’d like to take this opportunity to remind you of your own indiscretions and spotty track records. Case in point: Easter Bunny…Tooth Fairy…Santa Claus!!! Questions? Didn’t think so.