I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
I think my dog’s feet smell like delicious corn chips… Fritos to be exact
So there I was, pondering the future when I blew mountain dew out my nose!… Why you ask? How can you ponder the future without thinking about grannies with tramp stamps?!?
You can’t hum with your nose plugged – go ahead, I’ll wait here while you try it…
Not that you wanna know but I just blew my nose and I swear I found a Tonka truck!… We won’t mention the Cabbage Patch Big Wheel, since the last time I saw that was 1989