I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
On Proving points
Me: wow, does that jerk have his brights on?
Craig: No Kidding! Watch this…
<husband swerves toward said jerk and simultaneously hits the switch to ‘flash our brights’ at him>
Me: Wowwwww… you REALLY showed him!! Swerving in his direction and turning on the WINSHIELD WIPERS definitely got your message across, I’m sure…
Craig: Sssshhh I hit the wrong switch!
Me: Still I bet he was scared shitless.
Craig: Do you ever stop talking?
Me: Apparently not.