I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
I like to watch the windshield wipers in the car because it looks like the car is slapping itself in the face!!!
“Quit hitting yourself. Quit hitting yourself. Quit hitting yourself!…”
T.G.I.F. Thank God I’m Funny
(or at least I like to tell myself I am… so don’t rain on my parade asshole) :p