I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
I received the following e-mail today… I couldn’t help but think to myself “how romantic!” and then I was wondering how the conversation would go.
“Hey sweetie I really love you and for Valentine’s day I wanted to show you just how much. By giving you the gift of better skin… You know because I love your ugly face but it’s kinda gross so fix that shit.”
I also couldn’t help but think to myself there’s definitely an added value from romantic gifts like the following:
And my personal favorite…. “honey, your TECHNIQUE could use a little work, so I got you this fantastic book. I figured that not only would I insult you by saying that you suck in bed and that your blowjob skills need work but I added insult to injury by getting ‘Sex For Dummies’ instead of… Any book really because I’m an ass”