I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
Ever have a conversation that was about as productive as eating Oreos while brushing your teeth?
Yes. I speak 3 languages fluently: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity
No, I really don’t have to be so sarcastic but then again… I was born with this gift, I feel I should use it.
I’m just so happy, I could shit party favors
Sarcasm Mode: Enabled
Sarcasm – Just one of the many services I offer for free. No dollar bills or coins needed. You’re welcome.