I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Oh wait… I forgot…
I was so scared!! The power went out and I was trapped on the escalator for 2 WHOLE hours! But don’t worry, the firemen finally came and rescued me and I’m ok now.
Fart (noun) The lonely cry of an imprisoned turd
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Fart (intransitive verb) to expel intestinal gas from the anus
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There is method to my madness…OK, its mostly madness but that’s irrelevant.
I’m happy to report that so far I’ve not eaten too much glue or gone after anyone with scissors. I do wish I had my blankie though!!
If you’re riding uphill in a canoe and your wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in a dog house?
Can’t talk right now… I’m busy making my neighbors think I’m underwater by dangling a fish in the window.
I dance to my own tune – you just cant hear it because the voices in my head are humming it
…this message has been brought to you by the syllables RAH- and -TARD! Yep I said ”RI-TARD” that’s 45 seconds you’ll never get back! ;0)
That’s a Hangover reference for you ritards….
I’m not random. I’ve just mastered the ability to spontaneously burst out nonsense.
I believe everything happens for a reason. Except clowns. Really, what the hell kind of reason could there be for those scary bastards?!?
Da na na na na na na na BATMAN!!! 🙂
Da na na na na na na na BATMAN!!! Da na na na na na na na BATMAN!!! Da na na na na na na na BATMAN!!! Da na na na na na na na BATMAN!!! Da na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
WARNING: Do not follow me. I run into parked cars, fall up stairs, and walk into the Jedi doors at Wal-Mart! ;0)
You can’t hum with your nose plugged – go ahead, I’ll wait here while you try it…
I did NOT fart! It was a butt-cough…
I really, really, I mean really wanna roll around in syrup, cover myself with white feathers and run around screaming “AFLACK” at everyone!