The BLoG MuSe

Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.

Tag Archives: thinking

"What Were You Thinking?!"

Dear Mom: Now that I’m an adult, I will answer this question… Obviously, I was thinking I was going to get away with it.  

On a serious note

So there I was, pondering the future when I blew mountain dew out my nose!… Why you ask? How can you ponder the future without thinking about grannies with tramp stamps?!?

"I have nipples Focker"

Was just sitting here perplexed… wondering how someone figured out you can milk a cow?!?

Toast vs. Cat?

So I was thinking this morning about toast and cats. If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you strap buttery toast to a cat?

Less than adequate

I’ve never quite figured out what I expected of you, but I’m pretty sure it’s less than you think…

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