I Used to Be Funnier…
Calendar of Awesomeness
Better than anti-depressants! … Sort of.
Napkins used after eating hot wings and then shoved in your pocket should NEVER be used as toilet paper no matter how much you’ve had to drink!!
We have the worst toilet paper at work (cheap bastards) When I went to go pee, it made me think of something… How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?